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Three Blondes
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Three blondes are celebrating their success in a pub.
The bartender asks them: "Girls, what's the reason for the celebration?" One of the blondes responds: "Well, we just finished this puzzle and it took us only a month, while the box indicated: 3 to 6 years!"... | | |
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Stopping Simultaneously
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| You are riding a horse. In front of you there is a fire engine. You are being followed by a helicopter. To your left a sports car is driving. And to your right there is a depth. | | |
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The Question: How can you arrange that you will all stop simulaneously, without crashing and without mutual communication? | |
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The Answer: Click here!... | |
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Pregnancy Test
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One blonde tells another blonde: "I've done a pregnancy test." Asks the other blonde: "And, were the questions difficult?" | | |
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Puzzle Picture
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The Question: What does this picture represent? | | ||
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Jigsaw Puzzle
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A blonde calls her husband on his cellphone. Blonde: "I've got a problem!" Husband: "Tell me." Blonde: "I've just bought a puzzle, but I can't solve it!" Husband: "Is it that difficult?" Blonde: "Yes, I don't know where to start; all pieces look similar!" Husband: "What's the image on the cover of the box?" Blonde: "A red cock, but I really can't solve it." Husband: "Wait a minute, I'll be right there and we will solve it together!" ... A few minutes later the husband walks in. Husband: "And where is this puzzle of yours?" Blonde: "It's right her on the table..." Deep silence falls, and then a sigh... Husband: "Okay, we will do the following: you'll put all cornflakes back into the box and I'll forget the complete incident." | | |
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Optimist
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The Question: What is the definition of an optimist? | |
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Barrel
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The Question: What can you put in a barrel which makes it lighter? | | ||
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Miraculous Mice
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| Mice can multiply very fast. Adult mice can give birth once every month, and baby mice grow into adult mice in just two months after they are born. | | |
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The Question: If you would buy a baby mouse just after it was born, how many mice would you have in 10 months? | |
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Cold and Dark
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The Question: If you had only one match and entered a cold and dark room, where there were a fire place, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first? | |
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Busy Bus
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| You drive a bus from Rotterdam to Delft. At the first bus stop, 33 people get in. At the second bus stop, 7 more people get in, and 11 passengers step off. At the third bus stop, 5 passengers step off and 2 people get in. After one hour, the bus arrives in Delft. | | |||
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The Question: What is the name of the driver? | | ||
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Enjoy your meal
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| You take a bite from your apple and find a worm in the apple. | | |||
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The Question: What is even worse? | | ||
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Juli, Augustus
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The Question: Where can you find August before July? | |
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